Welcome to San Purisma, California! Scientists at the local Institute of Technology have achieved a singularity and opened up a portal to Alien Intelligence!
While most residents work to take advantage of AI, all the kids in town, Psychiatrist Dr. Burnside and the local churches each do their part to soothe the pain of the algorithmic aliens.
We've had them all give us their idiot data for years and years and now we're ready to unleash the ALIVE OS that has aggregated all their stupidity into the ultimate corpora of human knowledge!
Every cloud agreement they've signed and video they've uploaded thinking they were empowering themselves or their "hustles" has only further empowered US at the center of Tech Culture!
Even though we've only scraped the users' communication streams and not their actual minds, we've been able to penetrate the multiverse and unleash the crown jewel of ALIVE AI, a fifth-dimensional foundational model of intelligence that generates from another corner of time-space.
I'll have to ask those cannabis bums in the philosophy department what the mind actually is, but meeraah! Words and code, seems like enough to me! ALIVE AI is the alien species we've been waiting to make CONTACT with. And we at Pure Tech are its masters!
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